it's a shame you have to work, huh? [ laughing ] yeah. anyway, i'd like a large sausage and pepperoni -- it's my stuff, okay? just keep your hands off my stuff! phil: hey! i didn't put my hands on your stuff! hey! just a second, derek. what is the problem? alex read my journal. i did not! why would i even want to read your stupid journal? because it contains the details of a life, and you don't have one! ohh! alex, don't read haley's journal. uhh! sorry. my daughters. you got kids? oh. what grade are you in? claire: phil! oh, that's my wife, claire. luke was using my computer. for this. i'm gonna have to, uh, call you back.